Aluminum Falcon
a humorous reference to the millenium falcon sp-ceship from the star wars movies, uttered by emperor palpatine in a spoof claymation-style video shown on cartoon network’s “adult swim” tv show.
“what the h-ll is an aluminum falcon??”
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the aluminum falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an ‘on-the-spot’ condom. the aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the ‘man mixture’ and the poon.
the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: contraceptive ability, comfort, s-xual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) j-zz.
often used in situations where the couple is so h-rny that they absolutely must have s-x in their kitchen.
the plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. plastic wrap may subst-tute foil. but is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.
the name derives from the “falcon” being a euphemism for a males member and the “aluminum” for obvious reasons.
person 1: “d-mn, last night katie was so h-rny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,”
person 2: “you use protection?”
person 1: “well… yeah, i didn’t have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;”
person 2: “wow. what like an aluminum falcon?”
person 1: “yeah”
-high five and gain respect for each other-
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