one of the most bad-ss people you will ever meet, yet she has a great ability to be kind and comp-ssionate. but if you f-ck with her, y’alls gon’ get f-cked.
person a: “bro, you see that girl over there?”
person b: “yeah. she kicked some douche’s -ss a few mintues ago, then she wrote some poetry. oh yeah, then she gave me $20. what’s her name?”
person a: “it must be alyssandra.”

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