a shopping personality disorder; a person who relies on internet shopping sites for all purchases. a person who becomes a shut in waiting for overnight deliveries. a person who never steps into a shopping mall when they know they can order anything online.
“bob is a total amazombie, he ordered a mountain bike online.”
“claire is such an amazombie, she considers the delivery people as her personal shoppers.”
- American Dream, the
the widespread aspiration of americans to live better lives than their parents did. all of the facist things done in this nation are done to achieve such a thing. operation iraqi freedom, the patriot act etc… the ideals forced upon americans by their government to keep them p-ssive americans think they have freedom, but all […]
corruption of the word “immediately” chiefly caused by mispr-nunciation and illiteracy. often spoken surprisingly by journalists and narrators. it has over ten thousand written examples in search engines. i will call them ammediatly.
- chad bro chillin
the act of chilling with more than five or more bros in a confined sp-ce, with limited seeting. most commonly occurs on a sunday. majority of the time there is incoherent obnoxious noise. bro 1: whoa, what are you guys doing in here? (to bros 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6) bro 2: just chad […]
a name for something awesome!!! i have a gerbil and i shall call it chaloompa!!!
- Charleston Chew
a s-xual act in which one partner, while performing c-nn-l-ng-s, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women’s l-b–, while the lower lip rests on her -n-s. the taint is placed in between the lips and ‘gummed on’, like an old women eating a huge rubber c-ck. ‘dude, i got smacked with a […]