Amazon It


the act of purchasing something online you’d be too embarr-ssed to buy in public.
guy 1: “dude! did you check out that new d-ck book? it’s hilarious. you should totally go to the store and get it!”
guy 2: “no way, man. but i’ll totally amazon it.”

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