Amazwhore
one who is addicted to online shopping, feeling compelled to purchase multiple items daily.
jim: “todd, i checked your house today, and the front door is stacked with boxes.”
todd: “i know…the newest twilight book arrived today, and tomorrow the toilet paper and newest stephen king book come in.”
jim: “you’re such an amazwh-r-.
todd: i know, but it’s like christmas everyday!”
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