the ability to m-st-rb-t- with either hand. alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.
guy 1: i burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
guy 2: that sucks man, guess you won’t be spanking it for a while.
guy 1: nah dude, i can still do it with my left hand. i’m ambifapstrous.

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