American Club Rat


a species of rodent that likes to frequent clubs and bars.

environment: dark places with flashing colored or strobe lights.

temperament: enjoys attention, receiving compliments, can be annoying at times, wears low and high cut clothing, enjoys dancing with members of the same or opposite s-x.

movement: likes grinding and dancing on poles or other objects that attract attention.
greg: what are you doing tonight?
angela: going to the club
greg: again? you just went the past few nights
angela: i know but i just can’t get enough of it
greg: you’re an american club rat

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