amish butter


in order to create the amish b-tter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. can be dabbed.
“those d-mned heathens have been smoking the amish b-tter!” -lancaster patch

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