to be in the act of love
i was totally amorousness when i first heard andreas voice
- Ampallang Chastity
the effect on your s-x life when women look at your genital piercings and say, “uh-uh. no way.” poor guy, he thought he was so cool, getting three different genital piercings. now it’s ampallang chast-ty for him.
- amtrak dump
when a single trip to the bathroom calls for an “out of order” sign. riding home on the train from chicago, i needed to take a m-ssive sh-t. due to an m-ssive unflushable load/amtrak dump, the bathroom on the train was put out of order.
- Anal Aardvarks
a s-x game played between two or more people when the “aardvark” grunts while licking the others -n-s while flicking their tongue in an “aardvark-like” motion. andrew: “hey carly, wanna play -n-l aardvarks?” carly: “like, omg! i love -n-l aardvarks!!! i was just about to ask you the same thing!!!” andrew: “snaaaaaaaaaaake, imma snaaaaaake. imma […]
- anal ballistic
to become so enraged that excrement is shot from the -n-s at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics “john was extreamly angry, on the verge of going -n-l ballistic i reckon”
- anal boobs
the single greatest expression ever said by mankind i ordered the egg mcm-ffin because they were out of -n-l b–bs