Anal Aardvarks

a s-x game played between two or more people when the “aardvark” grunts while licking the others -n-s while flicking their tongue in an “aardvark-like” motion.
andrew: “hey carly, wanna play -n-l aardvarks?”

carly: “like, omg! i love -n-l aardvarks!!! i was just about to ask you the same thing!!!”

andrew: “snaaaaaaaaaaake, imma snaaaaaake. imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake”

carly: “shutup and aardvark me now!”

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