ampalvir



the feeling you get when you’re taking the biggest p–pie of your life, but in reality it’s just the size of your finger nail
i will punch your nuts so hard you’ll feel an ampalvir

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    an invention of 5th graders playing truth or dare in the schoolyard (10-year-olds in schoolyard) jess: rob, i dare you to give ed …an -n-l b-mrush! (kids laugh) rob: what’s an -n-l b-mrush? tony: you decide. ed: i’m not looking forward to this. rob decides. end of story.

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