the feeling you get when you’re taking the biggest p–pie of your life, but in reality it’s just the size of your finger nail
i will punch your nuts so hard you’ll feel an ampalvir
(latin amphicidium, amphibia; from greek auqic; “both” and bios; “life” + caedere to cut, kill) refers to the act of killing an amphibian.1 it can also describe a person who has committed such an act, though this use is rare in modern english. although amphicide does not define an illegal act necessarily, sometimes it is […]
able to use all four hands with equal facility or equally well. general maxwell was able to load and fire le missiles twice as fast due to his amquadextrousness.
the act of punching a someone in the -ss so hard they have an instant -ssgasm but also cracking their pelvis man, this delacy guy, he kept talkin’smack about my home country, so i totally badoofed him right into the hospital. that’s nicab-tchinragua for ya, baby. man, remember when me and tom eiffel towered ruth? […]
- anal bumrush
an invention of 5th graders playing truth or dare in the schoolyard (10-year-olds in schoolyard) jess: rob, i dare you to give ed …an -n-l b-mrush! (kids laugh) rob: what’s an -n-l b-mrush? tony: you decide. ed: i’m not looking forward to this. rob decides. end of story.
- anal endo
when banging your girl in the -ss doggystyle, just as you’re about to c-m, you kick your legs clear off the bed and balance your weight on her back to a completed -n-l endo. it was an awesome night, after watching reruns of the ‘x’ games i gave suzy a wicked -n-l endo.