Amusement Park Table


a table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

see amus-m-nt park chair
what the f-ck, i can’t put my expensive laptop on this amus-m-nt park table, it could fall off.

another amus-m-nt park table?! let’s find a table that doesn’t remind me of sp-ce mountain.

the tables in six flags are more stable than starbucks’ amus-m-nt park tables.

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