when your girls buthole puckers out like a sea cuk-mber.
this is a not bl–dy sanguine rose
i scrwed daisy’s b-tt til she was loose and sloppy, that -n-l anemone just didn;t do it for me no more
1.(noun) the ability to control one’s bowels in movements of an acrobatic fashion. “with jeff’s -n-l-dexterity he is able to to spell his name.” “dude…i don’t have the -n-l-dexterity to make a tomigatchi p–p
like pretty – pleasing to the eye. used in parts of the united kingdom, scotland, the north east of england and possibly other areas too. (not sure about outside the uk.) person 1 : everyone thinks you have a bonny girlfriend. person 2 : yeah, she’s a keeper. the celtic word for beauty. its just […]
- platonic relationship
when a woman officially declares a man to be in her ‘friend zone’. man: “i love you” woman: “i love you, too” man: -leans in for a kiss- woman: -magically turns it into a hug- “you’re such a great friend.” man: -is now in a forced platonic relationship-
1. ba jo ree, plural. a word describing multiple women, referring to their genitalia. 2. baj, singular. a word describing a womans genitals 1. i found a group of hot bajoree last night, i ended up humping all 3! 2. that baj is eye f-cking me.
- Bradman Shout
when you don’t shout your mates any drinks. named after famous australian cricketer don bradman who did not once buy his mates any drinks. danny: bro it’s your turn for drinks, stan. billy: forget it he will just give us the bradman shout