a criminal act, mostly popular in formby (merseyside, uk) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their -rs-hole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. for the hardcore only.
charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. repeated offenders are placed in stocks in formby village to get eagerly penetrated by p-ssing perverts.
the first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous ‘formby chapel lane slayings’ in early 1956. it wasn’t until march 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. it was a strange day in the quiet village of formby as the then, rev. n demp-c recalls. the air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the slayings. rev demp-c remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother al-en that had been charged with the crime of -n-l arson. al-en then a member of the prestigious formby royal luncheon club, and an avid santa and the carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. after a few brief words from the town mayor the rev demp-c and his wife. he was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. during his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of -n-l arson to his bare behind.
- Anally induce brain leakwage
the act of having a communal reverse brain fart. to have a thought process before having the actual thought. ususally occurs when high on psychedelic drugs like 2ci or 2cb i think we just had an -n-lly induce brain leakwage
- analogue wank
having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using “old skool” materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings. my f-cking internet isn’t getting connected for another fortnight! i’m gonna have to settle for an -n-logue w-nk tonight instead of youj-zz!
(an-tie-av-rij), adj.; 1. one who desires to be greater than normal or mundane 2. that which goes beyond the minimum requirement 3. not typical, usual, or regular; not normal; deviant “he wants to patent that fantastic new device, it’s rather antiaverage.” “i’m wanting an antiaverage score on my test.” 1 more definition add your own […]
n. the person who hate the life as lumpen, that dropped out own life, wander from place to place by laboring a variety of short-time work. as an anti-lumpener, i think people should avoid taking a aimless life such as wandering and roaming
- apost fools
an april fools joke after april 1st broke up with your girlfriend and now your looking for an excuse for her to take you back, and it’s after april 1st? just say it was an “apost fools joke”!