Anal Crimping


the act of piercing one’s -n-l cheeks together during a round of b-tt blistering.
joe’s -ss got a real nice -n-l crimping from susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding sh-t all over the place. anyone else would think thats wierd, but that b-tch is also into sh-t blistering.. so whatever..

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