-n-l fracturing is when you have someone pour about 1 cup of liquid nitrogen into and onto your -n-s, then having a man with large genitals come and shatter the frozen parts of your -ss.
aw dude, look at that chick over there. i would love to give her a good -n-l fracturing.
a term used to refer to a dog shoving a paw up one’s -ss i was f-cking my girl last night when my dog gave me -n-lpaws
- apple purist
someone who is an apple fanboy and believes that apple products should not be adulterated; no third party cases, jailbreaks or non-approved accessories. you know those apple purists, they hate people doing anything different to their iphone’s.
- Arranging the Drapes
the pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation. sonja: where did mary go? has she been in her room all afternoon? does she have a test to study for? carla: no. she’s in there arranging the drapes. sonja: ohhhhhhh! mmmmmm that’s hawt! i think i will go paddle the canoe myself. she ya about […]
to be amused and ashamed at the same time. eg. kaitlyn felt ashmused about her family
- Awesome God
g-d is terrific! he is all wonderful and totally spectacular! g-d is an awesome g-d! the kids in the sunday school cl-ss loved singing a song telling that g-d is an awesome g-d!