anal hiccups
the involuntary opening and closing of the -n-l sphincter resulting in a release of gas, sh-t and any other -n-l dwelling material, quite often accompanied by a deep fart sound. the cause of -n-l hiccups is widely disputed by experts in the field, but it is commonly believed to be caused by extreme s-xual excitement.
oh sh-t, i’ve got the -n-l hiccups again! watch out!
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