anal openness


the zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones -ss
old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.

young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it’s gnarly scent but by your -n-l openness.

old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.

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