microSCOFT
an alternate program that dashyla uses under pressure.
dashyla: man! my word doc-ment doesn’t want to open! 🙁
david: well what program did you use?
dashyla: microscoft!!
minute later
jennifer: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! wtf
david: hahahahahahahahahaha!
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