anal paralysis

when you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your -ss due to the fact that your -ssh-l- won’t close resulting from a megat-rd.
my b-tth-l- almost swallowed my hand when i tried to wipe.i must’ve had -n-l paralysis.

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