1. a person having -n-l s-x for the partener’s pleasure and willing to eat even cr-ps;
2. a person or organization, eg, m-ss medium, flattering a specific political party or cl-ss to veil the truth;
a: did you see abc news last night?
a: they showed the interview with the fundamentalists supporting the iraq war just after showing mr dubya’s announcement.
b: that idiot’s an -n-l sucker for the christian fundamentalists.
- angry snail
when you are eating out your girlfriends p-ssy and she sh-ts all over your chin and face. i was having hot s-x with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until i went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail. an angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been […]
- albino clam
when the male is about to -j-c-l-t-, he pulls out of the v-g-n- and -j-c-l-t-s onto the female’s pubic hair and then uses his p-n-s to distribute the s-m-n evenly. “dude, she didn’t shave so i had to albino clam her so she knew better than to let that sh-t grow.”
diabetes brought on due to excessive consumption of sugary booze. the sugary alcohol can be consumed as shots, mixed drinks, or frozen delights. after taking several shots of the deliciously sweet pinnacle flavored vodkas, caroline and brandon both felt the effects of alchobetes.
when metallica played a show hammerd drunk. “dude was you at ride the lightning concert alcohollica was totally f-ck-ng hammerd man!!!”
- alcohol scroll
the act of scrolling through your contacts to find a person old enough and willing to buy you alcohol. no need for the alcohol scroll man, i’ve already got us a 30 rack!