Anal Surprise


when you fake your girlfriend into saying you’re going to stick it in her p-ssy, but stick it in her -sshole instead.
kunal’s girlfriend was expecting him to stick his rod in her p-ssy, but he stuck it in her -ss while yelling “-n-l surprise!”
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to give a person an -n-lsurprise party where he or she has to bend over and all the guests stuff their gifts up his or her -n-s.

to surprise someone with your hand up their -ss.

-n-lsurprise !!!11
bend and i’ll give you an -n-lsurprise!!1

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