a type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. in other words, too much fiber, not enough water.
guy 1: what took you so long?
guy 2: let’s just say i won’t be eating belgian waffles any time soon.
guy 1: how many waffles did you eat?
guy 2: enough to sh-t an anchor cable.
guy 1: that’s a lot of f-cking waffles.
a metal skeleton, derogatory word for someone who has had a lot of bone replacement surgery. you’re one hip replacement away from becoming a skeletin #skeleton #bone #surgary
- male pregame
when a man has s-x with a side hoe before a date with his main girl dude 1: bro i just had a bomb -ss male pregame with my side hoe dude 2: was it before your main girl dude 1: h-ll yeah
the unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman. amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking. the unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman. amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.
n. a colloquialism from the deep south, particularly the gulf coast of alabama, which is used in reference to a big, ole fish of any species just below a wallhanger, or mountable size fish. example: that’s a gollywobbler of a sh-llcracker, but i don’t think i’m gonna mount him.
- rico story
a slang term in the late 1980’s, nowadays call it “netflix and chill” usually given from boy to girl or girl to boy, asking them for s-xual inter course, or if they are texting, nudes. “rico story?” “d-mn i thought you’d never ask”