sarcasm without any of the -ssociated facial expressions or changes in tonality. used either by a) people exceptionally skilled in sarcasm, who do not even need to use other expressions to be sarcastic or b) those unskilled in sarcasm, who don’t quite understand how sarcasm works.
i don’t think my sister understands sarcasm, judging by the android sarcasm in her delivery of “sure mom, squid p-n-s for dinner would be great.”
jim was so skilled with sarcasm that he didn’t even need to change his expression- his android sarcasm was impeccable.
- b*tch reflector
vanity mirror in p-ssenger sun visor. you got ketchup smeared all over your face… flip down the b-tch reflector and take care of that before you get it on my console.
- captain birdseye
bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the cfc chat page likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases a paedophile hu lives on an island with kids. yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon b-lls. […]
the abbreviation for “don’t talk to me like that” (conversation via aim) adam: will, can you please drop our netflix movies off in a mailbox when you go out? william: dttmlt!!
the one i love, a loved one i brought my dubiekin flowers
- facebook lockdown
when a person on facebook has all of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and maybe see their profile picture. you can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend. man, mr. higgins has his facebook lockdown! i was forced to send him a friend request […]