Captain Birdseye
bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the cfc chat page
likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases
a paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.
yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon b-lls. giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh
to finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.
you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
john – i fingered jane last night
adam – wow man you’ve earn you rank of captain birds eye
a lesbian boss at work.
“look out here comes captain birdseye!”
“why do you call her captain birdseye?”
“coz she’s got fish fingers”.
captain paedophile birdseye
come here children
a paedophile hu has a cousin captain j-peye
someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles’s mascot.
see h-ssle loads
me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.
friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!
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