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  these are villains expert in manipulating events and people alike to serve their own schemes. they rarely show themselves directly to their enemies, as they prefer to manipulate behind the scenes, unless they are certain of their superiority. sociopaths and psychopaths tend to be and are likely master manipulators. the work of a master manipulator… […]

• Bust-a-Nut Text

  noun: a text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching s-xual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness. a: -checks phone and cringes- b: what’s up? a: i just got a bust-a-nut text from my boy. b: what’d it say? a: he just gorilla-f-cked […]

• technocamping

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• marshmallow stuffing

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• lolloping

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