Bust-a-Nut Text
noun: a text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching s-xual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.
a: -checks phone and cringes-
b: what’s up?
a: i just got a bust-a-nut text from my boy.
b: what’d it say?
a: he just gorilla-f-cked some russian chick in the back of a limo…
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