the angle of a male erection.
the angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.
the angle of the dangle
in direct proportion to the heat of the meat
causes the size of the rise
and the m-ss of the -ss
to remain constant
more complete term / defintion for the angle of the dangle
the angle of dangle is given
by the throb of the kn-b. it’s driven
by the heat of the meat,
as a function discrete:
get it on, or get off (then get shriven!)
shriven (archaic): to be confessed (as in gaining absolution for your sins and doing penance).
other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include:
a) provided the urge remains constant.
b) the bootie of the cutie
male erection intensity
the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat, the direction of the erection, and the dimension of the extension.
the angle of the dangle
is equal to the m-ss of the -ss
when the heat of the meat is constant
tom used the angle of the dangle formula to -ssess his performance.
a great formula in physics….
the angle of the dangle is proportionate to the throb of the kn-b, provided the urge remains constant.
the angle of the dangle is proportional to the m-ss of the -ss if the heat of the meat is constant.
x (angle of the dangle) = y (m-ss of -ss)/k (heat of meat)
k is the constant.
angle of the dangle hard on c-ckjunk package
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