Angry Jacobs

sp-wned while watching brandon jacobs of the ny giants running angrily – it dictates to what can be described as an open-ended, phallic definition of random s-x play… you can use your imagination and get creative, but it must involve hot sauce.
dear lord, the whole house is shaking & it smells like franks red hot! … hector must be giving her the angry jacobs.

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