Angry Klinsmann


a s-xual act whereby the male j-zzes on the girls br–sts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer jurgen klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.
“yo matt, you should see what i did to this girl last night!… i got a proper angry klinsmann out!”

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