Angry Mantis
a method of making a woman water tight with only one man. performed by placing one’s p-n-s in the woman’s mouth, one and in her v-g-n- and the other in her -n-s. when viewed from the side, the male looks like a praying mantis, hence the name.
she wanted to get water tight, but i don’t want other guys around, so i did an angry mantis.
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