Angry Porpoise
it starts with a male doing his partner from behind. the male then removes his member from the v-g-n- placing the tip against his partners -sshole as if he is attempting -n-l s-x. the female immediately looks back at the male making a dolphin or porpoise sound…”ehh ehh, ehh ehh”…as if saying no way.
she was getting hot during some doggystyle s-x, so i tried for the alternative but got only the angry porpoise.
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