Mariana


the most amazing girl you will ever meet
dayumm look at mariana
the funniest, prettiest, coolest, smartest, most awesome person ever. she pwns you at school with a 3.9 gpa, pwns you at video games having beaten paper mario 2 six times, pwns you at awesomeness with her existence, and just pwns kthnx. she has no life, but that’s okay, because her awesomeness makes up for it. she makes her friends lol on a regular basis, because she’s cool like that. she’s crazy and basically nothing scares her. she also hates surprises, so don’t even try it.
that girl is amazing! definitely a mariana.
she is the most awesomenest person you will ever meet..no joke! she is very sensative, smart, loves sports, and likes to hang out with friends. she hates fake b-tches and is looking for a guy who is nice and isn’t afraid of asking her out. if you ever meet a mariana you are so dayumm lucky!!
“who were you talking to?
“mariana”
“dayumm your so lucky!”

special girl
good in bed
here’s a real, non-biased definition:
it’s a person’s name, and it means maiden of the sea.
hi, mariana.
my amazing girl 🙂
mariana is my lil’ scrubby =]
mariana’s are normally very fashionable and creative people. they usually wear original clothing that they made or bought in another country. they love being different, especially in a place where everyone is the same. they definitely stand out in a crowd and no one could mistake them for just a normal person. though they have many good attributes, they usually pretend to be really good at mariokart which might influence you to kick their -ss every chance you get at said game. they normally like being called names like boo, snoopy, and snooki-pook-ms. prospective careers for mariana’s would be photographer or fashion designer, though they’re so well-rounded they’d probably be good at anything, except math. mariana’s hate math.
person #1: “have you seen mariana?”
person #2: “yeah, she’s prancing around like a fairy taking pictures of the football players.”
amazing, wonderful, beautiful chick. mariana’s are very giggly, funny, and fun-loving. they are extremely ticklish and smell very nice. they are also secretly defiant (they usually have dyed hair, piercings, or a unique fashion sense). you must always approach a mariana first because they will rarely approach you. mariana’s have killer eyes and a beautiful smile/laugh. they have unique interests and laugh at your p-ssions but secretly admire, respect, and adore you. be sure to stay close to them because they tend to be cold all the time and need your warmth and affection. talk to them about deep intimate thoughts and stories; they love that sh-t.
me: hey, mariana!
mari: (laughs)
me: why, what’s up?
mari: your face, goddammit! (laughs)

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