Angry Todd
n. a person that makes themself look like an -sshat for calling people out for doing something stupid when it is actually their own fault.
v. when involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely -j-c-l-t-s and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and i satisfied.
dude, you’re such an angry todd! don’t get mad at me your stupid network configure didn’t work!
girl-oh man! todd, you came in my -ss too fast!
todd-welk you’re the idiot with a tight -sshole, you f-cking idiot!
girl- you have a little d-ck you angry todd-er!
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