Angry Vegetarian
noun:
1. one who cannot accept other people’s views on anything unless those views are in perfect correlation with said one’s views. these views do not have to necessarily pertain to vegeterianism but can range from the number of people in china to the color of underwear paris hilton prefers.
2. one who considers one’s self superior to others despite the fact that one is a giant loser. see also delusional.
1. that angry vegetarian sure looked like a real dipsh-t on facebook today!
2.
child: “mommy why is that man screaming at everyone?”
mother: “don’t worry sweetie, that’s just an angry vegetarian who’s met a normal person. don’t look darling, it’s rude to stare”
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