a perverse, s-xual act when a woman sucks a man’s p-n-s through his -n-s. his p-n-s is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his r-ct-m. (the woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)
after climax, the woman then blows the man’s p-n-s back through his b-tt hole to return the p-n-s to its normal shape.
animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children’s parties.
the incorrect spelling of voila in french, what means ‘ here it is’. cos some dumb -ss people think they can get away by trying to get away by spelling it the english way. ‘ i cooked the dinner! voila! or -sends photo- a: that’s me! vuala! b: you mean voila -.- subst-tute for “here […]
- Anna and Gia
2 twins from australia who have a bear named big rob! they sing on youtube making covers. it is a well known fact they are in love with mitch buckley and jorge torres. m-ssive jonas brothers fan girls. which makes them that little bit more gay. you just got anna and gia’d !
- gorilla gram
slang for 3.5 grams of weed hey, hook me up with a gorilla gram of that trainwreck
- black coffee
straight coffee. coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener. barista: “did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?” customer: “nope. just black coffee please.” barista nods approvingly.
someone who is a huge fan of children of bodom, probably the best metal band there is. holly: hey man what are you doing? hannah: b-mming off bodom of course holly: and me :d hannah: oh man we are such bodomers