straight coffee. coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.
barista: “did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?”
customer: “nope. just black coffee please.”
barista nods approvingly.
someone who is a huge fan of children of bodom, probably the best metal band there is. holly: hey man what are you doing? hannah: b-mming off bodom of course holly: and me :d hannah: oh man we are such bodomers
- Bloody Pad That Bro'
revenge for “superman that ho.” stick a bl–dy pad on a guys back. “i got so mad he tried to “superman” me, my internal birth control started. so tonight, i’m going to “bl–dy pad that bro’.” “dang girl! you go.”
- cosmic screwgie
when the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you. i woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. the dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. when i went to start my car, i realized a squirrel had crawled up […]
- deceleration trauma
a term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something. “my cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma”
term used to describe mind and body.usually caused by some sort of drug or alcohol. man i was decimated after that party at x-caliber last nite. im decimated now. -_-