animal wonder


a lucious alcoholic who double fifths to the dome. often rips shirt and booty b-mps in bars for hours on end and has no memory the next day.
did you see that guy on the bar last night? he was booty b-mpin with 2 fifths in each hand and he got kicked out. what was he? he was an animal wonder.

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