the equivalent of la face with oakland booty, but for b–bs. they are well shaped, well endowed yet seemingly out of proportion to the rest of the body. like a 36dd on a 5’3” gal. certain mythical creatures are said to have these. they often appear in a nerd’s fantasies or a human girl’s nightmares. it can also be conjured by spending all your bonus points for a magical wish or a visit to a medical gift shop. basically, the only real anime superpower!
andy: hey, can you hook me up with your friend heather?
barbara: get in line! sam and dave asked as well! what do you even see in her??
andy: d-mn, those anime b–bs!! its like her superpower!
#anime #breast #b–bs #unnatural #fantasy #t-ts #overthetop
when you are greatly antic-p-ting p-ssy but don’t get it when you want it. d-mn dude, the anticip-ssy is killing me, i want to get in there s-x bust a nut
a serious condition in which ones whole v-g-n- and t-tties are fused together getting tremendously worse with each stage. “i’m afraid i do not bring good new ma’am.” “just spit it out doctor! what do i have?” “it’s…-pushes up gl-sses- chlamidat-ttyitis..”
- cereal addiction
an addiction to breakfast cereal(s) regardless of the location or time of day. i love to eat breaksfast at any time of the day, i have a cereal addiction.
when your child or animals starts to sneeze and then ends up wheezing cause of it. my son was sweezing again last night i think we need to take him back to the doctor or give him a breathing treatment
- trump salad
a tiny side salad for people with small hands filled with blanched nuts. after ordering his trump salad he sent it back complaining the nuts where not all the same shade of white.