a girl who locks her ankles behind a guy’s back right before he pulls out of her.
i didn’t realize it before, but emily is an ankle locker. last night i was barely able to escape before getting her pregnant.
- 25th may
one of the best days to ever live. when this day comes, all your worries are taken away and all wishes are granted, all dreams come true and everything just seems to go right. yo, today seemed like such a 25th may , everything seemed to go perfectly
- rhino mount
well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest! this one […]
- hic mojo
the best youtuber ever hic mojo- snorlax ,hic snorlax
- jefferson donut
when a person is on top of a person with their clothes on so it’s ok. i gave her the jefferson donut. she can’t call rape now.
- beak brick
the giant rock hard cocaine infused b-gg-r you find in your nose the morning after party night. i woke up this morning with the biggest beak brick ever