the act of highlighting random sections of a written work, and writing meaningless notes in the margins. typically done by high school students in the cl-ss before english.
matt: hey how long did it take you to read and annotate that article on dante’s inferno?
kevin: ummmmmm…. article?
matt: the one she gave us yesterday
kevin: oh sheesh ya’ll! that’s due today?!
matt: indeed it is. it looks as though you are in a myriad of troubles.
kevin: don’t worry about it. i’ll just annofake it during lunch.
in connection with immense levels of awesomeness, coolness, tubularness, gnarliness, and most importantly, epicness, eepik goes one step forward and brings a new high level for the decade beginning in 2010l. eepik roots from the largely over-used word, epic, only with a few changed characters and a smoother “eee pik” sound. dan: omg that show […]
noun. the most awkward teenage, freckled, brunette, gorgeous, girl in the world. “lucy is an eepka.” you can also use this word in awkward situations: “i like booty.” “eeeeeepka.”
to lack proper speaking abilities in the later hours of the night i was up to four in the morning. i tried to talk to my girlfriend, but i was fridjin.
- Friction Fighter
a “friction fighter” is a person who fights the urge to flatulate in a business conference or public place. friction fighters can be of any s-x or race as long as they perform this action. kid: “mommy, why did that guy in the suit have a smile on his face?” mom: “princess, that man was […]
- Fridge Whore
someone who wakes up in the middle of the night while staying at a guest’s house and proceeds to sample all of the food in their refrigerator. madeleine found out that her sister bella was a fridge wh-r- after bella strategically sampled all of the food in madeleine’s refrigerator and p-ssed out on the floor […]