ANS


acute nema syndrome: a temporary condition by which a person experiences a series of awkard, uncomfortable, or, for lack of a better word “nema” type events. although trivial and even comical in most cases, an enduring case of ans can result in permanent mental and physical damage which can lead to “nema” like behaviour and appearance.
did you see his red womens ski jacket?

yea dude its so ans.
a common typo found when trying to use the conjuction and. you type so fast you dont look at the keyboard you lazy -ss.
i like cheeses ans corn syrup . . . f-ck . . .
stands for angry n-gg-r syndrome, used when a black person is p-ssed and having a n-gg- moment.
dude 1- d-mn tyrone is p-ssed
dude 2- yeah man hes got ans bad
-ss nakeds
jonathan: yo did that girl send you a email yet?
mike: yup i got them an’s!
jonathan: werd? you gotta show me man!
a disease that strikes one in a billion people. very rare, very dangerous. can cause uncontrollable fits of various emotional mood swings, even giddyness and fits of laughter.

commonly untreatable, but in rare situations leaves the patient with no symptoms but an upset stomach from laughter.
these people have come down with a.n.s.
after nap syndrom; the hyper active state of being after one has had an extensive nap period; efective about 15 minutes after one wakes.
“she is suffering from a t-minus case of a.n.s.”

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