anselme
verb-to completely bullsh-t something, as in a test, quiz, or paper. comes from the cl-ss of the ill-stious mr ansleme who bullsh-t all of his tests and still do well. many students who have lazy teachers can relate to this.
person 1: dude did u study for that history test?
person 2: no i didnt know anything so i anselmed it.
person 1: me too!
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