awesome in every way imaginable.
that rave last night was antelopetastic!!!
black ethics; moral ethics of the african american population jimmy went to tina the hooker asking for a discount, however being white, he did not realize it was against her blethics to offer white customers discounts.
anthrocoatl is acknowledged throughout internet writing workshops and debate forums as god of punctuation and lord of commas. anthrocoatl does not smite for typoes or such; however, complete and total disregard for punctuation or contempt for it merits a smite. the god may also call on his followers to tear out the heart of those […]
to expedite desired actions, in order to counteract habitual avoidance behavior. the opposite of procrastination. if you don’t practice anticrastination you will never get anything done. life before twitter until i started tweeting, anticrastination was amongst my few virtues but, alas, no more.
- bleu cheese / blue cheese
snorting a mix of crushed blue adderall with powder cocaine the toucan twins snorted a line of bleu cheese / blue cheese and felt much better than they had post straight up cocaine.
what happens to women when they don’t have s-x for a while. a female version of “blue b-lls” i need my husband, i’m getting blovaries!