the most incredible guy who has ever lived. he is sweet, s-xy, handsome incredibly funny and charming and the most caring and loving and giving person. he has many friends cuz he has such a great personality and everyone likes him. he attracts people to him. anto has a good sense of humour and likes to joke around, but he has a serious side too so even though he’s a nice guy, don’t f— with him cuz he’ll f— u up. he also smells soooo good all the time!
anto is the best
one of the dublin famous duo ‘moe and anto’ of www.moeandanto.freewebsp-ce.com . with long blonde hair and bright blue eyes he’ll charm you, disarm you, then seduce and alarm you. well known throughout dublin’s social circles, anto is a curious compilation of wit, style and s-xual appeal. when he’s not partying with moe or ripping up dublin with his free walking skills he can usually be found at home or chilaxing at saffies house.
girl 1: “who is that charming character over there tricking it up on the dance floor? the s-x was so fantastic that i compleatly forgot to get his name!”
girl 2: you must be talking about anto.
an anto is a person who deliberately says or does the opposite of you just to p-ss you off. these people rarely make it far in life and tend to have little to no friends
“did he just say he likes d-ck over p-ssy, hes not even gay”
“yeah he just said that because hes an anto”
antos-a breed of s-xy intelligent male that are to be revered and highly respected
‘oh that antos kid is just my idol, and he smells of oldspice’
a physical condition in which a woman, or man, is quite short with large br–sts
if fetus had t-ts, we could call him an “anto.”
to be seemingly “drunk” off of eating an unhealthy food at a late hour. my friend mm sounds like she’s fatdrunk, she ate cheesecake factory for dinner, its 12am, and she cant even talk right. when you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help person 1: oh […]
a person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway. why won’t that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the left of the escalator!
- father my christmas
an instruction to have s-xual intercourse during the festive period. plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms i love you alfed. stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas he was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
when someone is so fat it is a catastrophe. that’s a fatastrophe! 1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease. “hey, they’re serving fried b-tter sticks at this year’s state fair!” “dear g-d… that’s a fatastrophe.” a congregation of […]
- Hamburger Jack
a forceful robbery in which food stuffs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, bacon cheeseburgers etc. are stolen. robber: ‘dis a hamburger jack son! gimme the mothaf—in’burger! or purloiner: excuse me madam, might i obtain your beef patty sandwich at this time?