anus agony
the anguish your -n-s goes through sometimes.
claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her -ss, face contorted with -n-s agony. tears streamed down her face. p–p was smeared on the bathroom walls. “call 911. i have -n-s agony”, she moaned.
Read Also:
- Halo Mullet
a person with a traditional mullet, but fails to come to grips with the fact that they have a 8 inch diameter bald spot on the upper posterior portion of their dome. fred: d-mn, chuck has had that same hairstyle since high school. ralph: i know, well he’s so close to retirement, he might as […]
- Ham and eggs
a nickname for p-n-s and t-st-cl-s. that ball hit me right in the ham and eggs.
- Kaptein
afantastic last name from deep withindutch roots. it was probably changed when the line of kaptein’s first immigrated to america, changing the name to kaptein, meaning captain.someone in the family must have been a captain of a ship or some sort of sea vessel the kaptein (s) are a f-cking fantastic bloodline
- Around The Back CockSlap
when you and your partner are both naked and ready to f-ck . as the girl/boy ( if you like that kinda stuff ) is coming near you , you then fake left/right do a 360 spin to turn around from them and as your about to face them give them a c-ck slap/ d-ck […]
- Bush weasel
an annoying bush sniper in the game of call of duty. someone who lacks proper skills in any other type of combat except sniping and hiding. d-mn little bush weasel got me again, if only i could see him. there he goes, scampering like some sort of bush weasel.