ANUS OIL
the nasty stuff that makes sh-t slip out of the -n-s instead of scratching and tearing and causing a splank. smells like sh-t and can also be used as a lube during -n-l s-x.
it is said that many raspberry products (jam, jelly, candy) contain beaver -n-l oil. it’s supposed to make it tasty and delicious.
dude, i cant put my toast in my toaster. im gonna use some -n-s oil.
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a secretion produced by the human -n-s that is responsible for maintaining fecal odor on skin.
“i don’t care how bad my b-tt itches, i’m not itchin’ it! last time, i had to washed my hand 5 times before the -n-soil came off my fingers”.
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