anus whistle
when a woman places her mouth against a mans -n-s and attempts to create different notes through regulating the size of the man’s -n-s hole. this usually occurs between people who listen to 70’s music, own vw buses, have chemical addictions, and have various std’s.
hey baby, lemme take a fiddle on your -n-s whistle.
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