mayonnaise sold to white people at a high markup.
garlic aoli? totally worth a 2 dollar add-on!
when someone tries to make up a word and tries to convince you it’s real she tried l–n-l when some girl tries to convince you some non existent word actually exists when it doesn’t and youre forced to give it a definition because no matter how hard you google l–n-l you get -n-l she trying […]
1. the acc-mulation of transparent goo on a cybernetic duck’s left lacrimal caruncle. it is occasionally used as an explative. 2. the sound of a horribly broken m-ffin fan. 3. the sound one makes after seeing an epic cringe. 4. an obscure ancient game played by greek demi-gods, where contestants hurled goat livers at fleeing […]
- crush heart break
when you have a crush on someone and they break your heart by: •playing you •ignoring you it can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else. i just had the worst crush heart break. i feel like dying.
- kip hirrlingers disease
unexplainable heaviness of the arms. i couldn’t lift my arms and my dr. diagnosed me with kip hirrlingers disease.
- media warrior
a person who can do a whole lot of trash talking on social media but when confronted does not back it up, one who is very vague in social media post when talking trash all these media warriors sure talk a lot on social media but not to my face.