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—the very definition of h-ll. you will go insane by the end of the year after reading boring walls of text and memorizing what happened in some random -ss date like 1666, june 6.

—if you look in the index of an ap euro textbook for the word “war”, it will go on for 10 pages. you will have to know insignificant facts such as what the f-ck is some-nonvital-guy-who-does-something-like-mop-the-cistine-chapel-floor’s hair color and have the sh-tty realization that some-important-guy-who changed-the-very-history-of-europe won’t even be on the test anywhere. you will be forced to know the difference between prince edward c-ntlicker of tw-ttington xixxvi; of the 2nd branch of the f-ckmylife family and edwerd nopesh-t of nopesville xxixiv; of the 5th branch of the putmeoutofmymisery dynasty.

—ap euro will suck your fun and free time into its endless void of despair and frustration. you will have a mental breakdown before and after every test, and cry when you look at the first question because you know you’re screwed for the rest.

—your very nightmares will be filled with ap euro. you will develop a phobia of ap euro. you will feel the urge to burn all your homework and notes after graduating the cl-ss (if you even can): laughing maniacally into the sunset with the satisfaction of never seeing it again in your life…only to curl into a fetal position and cr-p yourself when you find out about ap us history. but hey, harvard’s worth it….right?
“i aced ap euro with an a+, but i’m sure my tendency to become a s-d-stic serial killer skyrocketed.”

“i’ve broken every friendship i’ve ever had and dumped my gf to actually do decently in ap euro. i even have weekend homework. goodbye childhood.”

“ap euro is love, ap euro is life. lol jk sarcasm guise-wait dont grab that shotgun!”

“you will never know the bliss of sleep ever again with ap euro! you’ll either have to go through school sleep deprived or drink 17 cups of coffee a day. it’s great! -eye twitches-”

“ima graduate high school with a 5.0 from cl-sses like ap euro to enter harvard but afterwards have no idea what to do and companies will pay me the same amount as a high school dropout gets in my job.”

“i have a test for ap euro tomorrow.” -punches self in face for 2 hours-

“i failed the finals…why?!? -m-ss murders then commits suicide-”

“why do we have to learn the difference between these two pr-cks? they’re literally father and son and did basically the same thing!”
short for advanced placement european history. the most annoying, useless b-tch of a cl-ss you will ever take. soph-m-res take it because of the prestige that goes along with the “ap” but quickly realize that they haven’t learned sh-t after the first month. you will receive a f-ckload of homework and basically spend all your free time (after you do your homework) plotting ways to kill your teacher, who is usually a b-tch. you will also spend many hours pondering just when the f-ck will you ever be required to know the difference between frederick william i and frederick william.
stupid kid taking easy cl-sses: oh hey! i have no homework tonight!

overachiever: shiiiiittttt i have f-cking notes to do for ap euro! f-ck my life.
a total embodiment of h-ll (the tenth circle of h-ll to be precise). usually taken by genius/ r-t-rded soph-m-res. the average cl-ss initially starts with 20-30 but by day two will be down to 10 r-t-rds that are devoted to the cl-ss. the tests a purposefully meant to f-ck with you and the writer of these tests ( pseudo pam) is going to be shot by one of these students and will burn in h-ll! the average student gets a c- and gets about two hours of sleep . the students lose twenty pounds in weight five inches in height and their personalities and sense of humor.

warning: ap euro will change you into a bitter and cynical child, you receive at least ten hours of work daily.do not take this cl-ss
a)f-ck you mr.(—-) im not doing that much ap euro work
b)than you fail! muhhahahah!!!!!
a) d-mn it
abbreviation for ap european history. often accompanied by a ginormous textbook written by a guy named palmer. very interesting, albeit packed with information.
we take lots of palmer quizzes in ap euro.
mr. mann, our ap euro teacher, loves palmer.
advanced placement european history-

h-ll.

and more h-ll.

the room is usually lit by h-llfire.

if you see and a.p euro cl-ss do not take it! run away! if you see and a.p euro student, do not approach, and especially do not mess with their precious review books and textbooks. they will bite you.
i would rather jump off a cliff than take a.p euro.
h-ll on earth. basically you spend an entire year trying to force-feed yourself utter bullsh-t on europe’s history for the last 700 years. but even that is futile, because you can’t retain anything specific from europe’s 920739474+ wars and will fail practically every test. you took it for the “prestigious ap t-tle” but you just ended up f-cked sideways by the entire course. it’s the bane of your existence as well as your gpa.
ap euro student 1: did you read last night for the quiz today?

ap euro student 2: are you kidding me? no! i haven’t opened that book in such a long time. i gave up.

ap euro student 1: me too! high-five!

-both high-five while sobbing because they are inevitably going to fail-